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Back in the day I used to collect things that I thought were funny, insightful or just plain cool.  Many of these were forwards, back before you had 10,000,000 of them a day and they were all stupid.  Others were particularly funny emails or just things I wanted to keep somewhere so that I knew were they were.



Outrage by Elspeth


Well met the dawn!
  O pleasant day of great felicity!
Let us scrutinize our newsfroup
  and its cast of beaux esprits.
Wait a minute. Something's wrong here.
  This door won't unlock the key!
Whose that unfamiliar posting?
  Holy Christ! It's friggin -me-!

O the nerve! O the audacity!
  The overweening gall!
The contemptuous presumption
  and the arrogance withal!
How dare I take such liberties?!
  My whole life is a sham!
Evidently I'm mistaken
  as to who it is I am.

I demand that I pluck out myself!
  I cast me out! Begone!
Get me behind me, Satan,
  and absquatulate anon!
Still so bold, my alter-ego?
  I have push'd me to the brink!
Taste my suicidal file:
  Sayonara, sucker! *Plink*
 

Pics for Joey

Hi Joey! Clicking the link above the image and save it to your computer, I had to mess with it a little bit, seemed to be something weird with the picture that some things didn't like. You should be able to upload these to FB or wherever...


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A Limerick for Chalet

Thesis Limerick

There once was a fine las Chalet
Who learned to do nothing halfway
She said with a grin
When she handed it in
I finished my Thesis, Hooray!
 

A Sonnet for Chalet

Thesis, oh thesis - a magical verse
While your doctorate waits to be minted
To drag your feet now would be so perverse...
When you're done, your degree will be printed!
Each moment you spend should not be in jest
Every second should be wisely conserved
Ensure that your prose compares to the best
At your defense you will not be unnerved
So sit your ass down, and get back work!!
(and from Facebook should you be restraining)
so when you are done, you'll have a great smirk
Your degree you are finally obtaining
Wont you please finish your thesis Chalet?
I think you should go and edit away!


 
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